90 Teens Pregnant in One Memphis High School. At Frayser High School in Memphis, 90 girls are pregnant or have had a baby this school year, nearly 20 percent of the school's female population. Now of course, reporters are scrambling to blame Teen Mom and "pregnancy pacts."
BAHAHAHAHAHAHH! As you may know, I'm a Memphis boy. In fact, Frayser was part of my school district, so I'm totally OK with laughing at this.
In fact, this sounds an awful lot like the word problems we used to do in AP Calculus. "Assume there are 90 girls that currently know they are pregnant at Frayser. The average student find out in the 5th month of pregnancy that they're knocked up. If there are 450 total girls at Frayser, how many are pregnant now and don't know it?"
90% sure I got that question right on my SATs. And while Terrika Sutton might not know the answer, she sure as hell knows how to pull a god damn conspiracy out of thin air:
Wait... what the FUCK? First of all, way to not jump to ridiculous conclusions either of you. Tarika, despite the fact you clearly got pregnant on accident, apparently others are doing it because its coo(l). And with that, Jamel goes on a tangent, assuming they're making fucking pregnancy pacts. Solid reporting out of FOX in good ole Memphis TN. Really great work everyone.
PS - the concept of high school girls making a "pregnancy pact" is the most terrifying thing in the world to me. Imagine a sex-hungry band of roving chicks ready to take down some dick and pop out a baby... Gives me the shivers. I mean obviously I was a virgin until 18, but if not who knows how many little demons I'd have running around with my ugly mug with all these baby-makin gangs roaming the streets of Memphis.
In fact, this sounds an awful lot like the word problems we used to do in AP Calculus. "Assume there are 90 girls that currently know they are pregnant at Frayser. The average student find out in the 5th month of pregnancy that they're knocked up. If there are 450 total girls at Frayser, how many are pregnant now and don't know it?"
90% sure I got that question right on my SATs. And while Terrika Sutton might not know the answer, she sure as hell knows how to pull a god damn conspiracy out of thin air:
"Jamel: I asked Tarika why so many girls like her at Frazier high are ending up pregnant:
"Tarika: Some girls try to do it cuz they think its coo. Some girls its by accident.
Jamel: So you think these girls are making agreements with each other. An agreement, or a pact, or...
Tarika: They probly is. They probly plan what they gonna do to get pregnant..."
"Tarika: Some girls try to do it cuz they think its coo. Some girls its by accident.
Jamel: So you think these girls are making agreements with each other. An agreement, or a pact, or...
Tarika: They probly is. They probly plan what they gonna do to get pregnant..."
Wait... what the FUCK? First of all, way to not jump to ridiculous conclusions either of you. Tarika, despite the fact you clearly got pregnant on accident, apparently others are doing it because its coo(l). And with that, Jamel goes on a tangent, assuming they're making fucking pregnancy pacts. Solid reporting out of FOX in good ole Memphis TN. Really great work everyone.
PS - the concept of high school girls making a "pregnancy pact" is the most terrifying thing in the world to me. Imagine a sex-hungry band of roving chicks ready to take down some dick and pop out a baby... Gives me the shivers. I mean obviously I was a virgin until 18, but if not who knows how many little demons I'd have running around with my ugly mug with all these baby-makin gangs roaming the streets of Memphis.
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